Consumerism


Today—thankfully—is the last day for this coffeemaker, my beautiful Cuisinart. I love this coffeemaker. It makes as many as 12 cups, but it has no pot. You have to put your cup underneath it and push a lever to get hot, fresh coffee that is never burned or old.

But it has been vulnerable to power surges and so the computer is now messed up. In other words, it makes coffee when it darn well feels like making coffee and not before! Which is not always convenient for me. I resent having to drive down the mountain for coffee in the morning, or boiling water and pouring it through the coffeemaker.

So today, thanks to a very prompt client payment, it goes away. What am I buying instead? Call me a fool, but I’m getting another one just like it. I just can’t quit the idea of hot, fresh coffee never burned or old.

You can’t force love. I should have known better. But I was attracted . . . and feeling so empty at the same time. I thought this would fill the emptiness. I picked it up, I put it down. I thought about the expense, but it really wasn’t much.

I should have listened to my hesitation. Now I’m stuck with a coffee mug that fills my soul less than the ones from the Dollar Store.  Esthetics really are so important.

It happened again. And it’s made me wish I could give up grocery shopping forever. Joe and I haven’t been in a grocery store together in a few months. Last time we went to Wegman’s, the store was nearly empty (which was nice), but the music was turned up so loud we could not hear each other if we were 10 feet apart. By the end of the evening, I was wondering if the government should have skipped Abu Ghraib and just sent them grocery shopping.

This time we went back to our local Giant, where we know where everything is. It’s usually least crowded mid-week, but it was very busy on Wednesday night. At the end we found two cashiers, no baggers, and six shoppers with completely full carts.

So we went to the U-Scan, which was filthy and not working correctly. (Have you noticed that grocery stores these days are only clean when they’re brand new?) It didn’t turn out well. The cashier was completely disengaged from what was going on and has obviously not been trained in customer service. When Joe got truly annoyed, I said that they were understaffed, and he said, “I saw about six of them standing around over there with their thumbs …” (you can figure out the rest). I said, “There are different definitions of ‘understaffed.’”

Got home with a raging headache, vowing to go back to the “short trip while running other errands” to get food.  They say it’s not as economical, but it’s definitely less painful.

On a side note, one of those in line at the checkout was a family with five small children. The fact that they were clearly all well behaved and cheerful did not stop some man from saying to the mother, “May God have mercy on your soul.” She said to him more than once, “They’re a blessing!” but he kept repeating “May God have mercy on your soul.” That’s just rude.

Probably like a lot of people, I fell in love with foaming soap. It’s everywhere I go, both public restrooms and private homes. I love the way it doesn’t drip all over the place. But it’s pricey and I was reluctant to buy it for that reason. Then I bought it (once) and discovered the secret to a much cheaper way to have foaming soap! 

  • Buy it once at the grocery store (watch out, though, some of them smell really bad). When that container is empty, don’t throw it away.
  • Buy the large refill container of whichever soap you want. (I chose Dial, because I grew up on that.) 
  • Fill the foaming-soap container about half full. Then add some water and shake. (I can’t give an exact measurement, but I probably had a 2:1 soap to water ratio. You’ll have to experiment to find the right mix for you.)

You’ll find that you get a (wet) foaming soap for less money than regular liquid soap or commercial foaming soap! You may have to shake it every few days to keep the foamy stuff coming out, but that’s not a big deal.

Found something interesting in the newspaper yesterday (yes, I read a daily newspaper and I think everyone should!). Seems I’m not so unusual in thinking that drying clothes outside is a good thing. There’s an entire website devoted to it: see www.laundrylist.org.

I’ve always said I never want to live anywhere I can’t hang my clothes outside. (In fact, right now the line is full.) A Japanese friend who lived here for a number of years says her friends in Texas think line-drying is “inconvenient.” They’re so wrong. How can you oppose something that “saves money, saves clothes, and has a meditational quality”? Not to mention they smell better.

The price of electricity in PA is about to skyrocket—more people should start to reach for the clothespins!

I just spent a lot of money on a household appliance. A LOT. I chose this particular brand because it was made in the United States and has been for a very long time. I wanted to support American workers. Plus I wanted something that would be repaired instead of thrown out when it breaks (as in “it’s cheaper if you buy a new one,” which drives me crazy). I don’t like adding to the landfill if I don’t absolutely have to.

But doing that—trying to do something I thought was a good thing—cost me twice as much. And when I plugged it in and it didn’t work, they wouldn’t let me return it for my money back. At first they would only agree to repair it. Repair something I haven’t even used???? I don’t think so.

After speaking to my salesperson, who was polite but no help (yes, she works on commission), I called the store owner. What a jerk! He was not apologetic and immediately hostile. I’m sure he doesn’t care about future business from me (which, of course, there won’t be any of). I wish I could do something beyond writing a letter to the company, but that’s not possible (I don’t have time to picket!). But you can be sure I will write that letter—and that I’ll never get a response!

This situation brings up a larger issue, one that really bothers me. Don’t companies train their people anymore to deal with difficult situations? I’m not talking only about the salesperson-living-on-commission. I’m talking about people working retail everywhere.

Sales clerks in drugstores: politely ask a simple question (do you take this credit card?) and they yell at you as though you were about to yell at them and they’re just being pre-emptive. Department stores: Do you have this in this size? “No.” Scowl. Not even, “I’m sorry, everything we have is on the racks” (with a pleasant smile). Just “No.” Grocery store cashiers that spend their time chatting with another clerk, over your head, while they’re scanning your order. The main reason I go to the U-Scan is to avoid having to deal with a potenially sullen cashier. I don’t expect his/her life story, but “hello” and a smile goes a long way. (There is one locally owned grocery store near here that has a cheerful cashier—I’ve stood in line when other registers were open just to have her wait on me.) And yes, I am always cheerful in return.

For the record, I did run across a very good saleswoman in a Saks at the edge of Raleigh, NC. My aunt wanted to go shopping for some spring clothes. We stopped at Saks. On the first floor we asked the saleswoman in the glove and hat department if she had any gloves and she said no, they had all been put away. We then went upstairs to look for skirts and blouses. A young woman (I wish I could remember her name) waited on us. My aunt would be considered elderly (and since she’ll never read this, I can use that word!). The saleswoman addressed me twice and then caught on that my aunt was perfectly capable of doing her own shopping.

From that point on, the two of them worked on finding exactly what my aunt wanted. It was truly customer service; she was excellent. After my aunt selected what she wanted to buy, we went to the register and she realized she didn’t have her credit card with her. The saleswoman looked the information up on the computer. Finally, she walked us to the elevator and asked if we needed anything else. My aunt asked her about gloves. The woman said, “As you get off the elevator, turn right. I saw a pair on a table there yesterday.”

And she was right. Not ten feet from the first saleswoman who had told us all the gloves had been put away lay a pair of brown leather gloves. Fantastic. We left that Saks feeling pretty good. I only wish other stores would follow that lead.

I haven’t had a rant in a week or so; it’s about time. First, I’ll say that Sears’ repair department never called me back about coming to fix what they broke on the washer when they installed the dryer.

But—since my husband could and did fix that himself—I’ve got bigger issues. I just paid the Stupid Satellite Company bill and I see that they charged us for a service call. !!!! To fix something that they didn’t get right in the first place!!!! I just sent off a hot email to them about it but I’m sure that’ll go the same place my call to Sears went.

I’d say that customer service used to be better, but I’d be lying. I can remember yelling at AT&T when they were the only phone company there was.

Ever since we moved here and got our new phone number, we’ve been besieged (and I don’t use that term lightly) by telemarketing calls. Seems the previous owner of this number was a soft touch. I’ve heard from any number of charitable organizations, few of which I recognize.

At first I thought they were creditors because they would hang up when I said this was no longer Tiffany’s number. But then my caller ID started showing the callers’ names and they were vaguely worded association names, along the lines of Association of Firefighters of the Northeast Section of the South (and I apologize if there really is one with that name, but you get my drift).

I told them over and over again that this was not Tiffany’s number. They would just hang up and the next time this number showed up on their rolls, they’d call again. Once with a particularly persistent organization I asked to speak to a manager, and he actually yelled at me, saying he hoped I’d “remember the missing children” (to imagine his tone, think of that pro-Britney video showing right now, only I don’t think this manager was under a sheet when he spoke to me).

My husband said to get a new number, but being self-employed I am very reluctant to change my number again after I’ve given this one to all my clients.

And I’m not at all opposed to charity—I give to a number of organizations when I can. But the constant calling is really getting to me. If I finally get one to understand that this is not Tiffany, they start in on me to contribute.

I’ve registered our number on the Do Not Call list. I wish I had Tiffany’s new number; I’d be giving it out left and right. I have some alternative actions (mostly to amuse myself), but none seems to be fool-proof. If I just hang up, they just call back. Sigh. And so it goes.

On the one hand, I don’t think all those iPhone users who had to have the gadget right away have any right to be angry because the price went down. Duh! What did they think was going to happen? I’m only surprised that it happened so soon. They shoulda waited for Christmas.

On the other hand, I would like this to be a lesson to Corporate America that not all consumers will follow blindly any new way they’ve devised to suck all the money out of us they can (even though I doubt that will be the case). This also goes for those stupid “exclusive” CDs that you have to buy from a certain store in order to get a certain “bonus track” (Endless Highway: Music of the Band comes to mind—I don’t know how many CDs you would have had to buy in order to get all the bonus tracks, but I took the other road and refused to buy it at all).